AVISO

Before you read this posting, I think it's best I warn you. You're going to find out some pretty "special" things about me. Things that would only arise in a drunken stupor or when your friend does something really embarrassing and you try to cheer them up. The only reason I'm giving you this warning is because I don't want to hear judgements to the tune of, "if I knew what you were going to write about, I never would have read it", "you, my friend, are sick", "gross... why didn't you warn me beforehand". Because we all know those are coverups so you don't feel ashamed for reading it.

This morning I peed in the shower. Honestly, I pee in the shower a lot. It's not that I actually care if you think it's gross* because in reality, it isn't. Think about it. If you had to pee anymore in the world, wouldn't you want it to be the one place where you could hygienically clean up after yourself? I thought so. Anyway, if I hadn't been so lazy and just used the toilet beforehand, I would have found out that we didn't have hot water today. Surely I could easily blame the house mother for not telling me or the fact I live in the Dominican Republic and am not able to read the AVISO so boldly plastered all throughout the building. But I can't. I can only use this as a warning for my future accidents.

Thank you.

*You go days without showering, nasty.